Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I’m thinking zombies would just slow down the Presidential debates...

Saturday, September 27, 2008
Current mood: awake

Okay, so before I begin, I should probably say that watching the Presidential debates, then turning around and spending the rest of time before bed listening to and finding Halloween music is probably a bad combination.

That said, I had the -craziest- dream last night. It was the next debate, and McCain and Obama were gathering for the second go round....And the undead had decided their opinions mattered because this election is so important to America and the world.



....the biggest problem being the inclination to eat the brains of the living...


nd not necessarily having the faculties to express their political opinions, or being able to keep what remains of their minds on those opinions long enough not to try to eat the brains of the living...


zombie Pictures, Images and Photos

But the dream didn't stop there. See, since the debates are held at night, the vampires decided that if one group of undead was going to have a right to the political process, then it would be unconstitutional for anyone to try to stop -them- from expressing their opinions as well....



Which led to a whole slew of equality based monsters coming out with banners to support or condemn one or the other...




Looking back on it, I'm think most of the blood suckers were for McCain...



And, in retrospect, things like werewolves were for Obama, as they figure they'd get better treatment, even though they're not mainstream.

Werewolf rights Pictures, Images and Photos

created by Em-J Pictures, Images and Photos

For all the crisises McCain and Obama talk about being prepared to handle, they just don't come across as being ready to take on the undead and monsters. But let's be honest, there aren't many people who are.


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